What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But this is not

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?